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you caught me. i’ve been embezzling money from the roleplay.

Ahoi, Evie!

hullo my sweet pea! how are you, dear? <3

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this is the greatest thing ever. i have never been so happy.

sanity-isnot-statistical:

i just realised that as an australian you’re probably descended from criminals, and as a maori new zealander i’m descended from a race of people who killed and ate european settlers. we’re awesome, did you know that?

Omg Evie. This is so traumatizing. Fucking hunting dogs, they got into my primary school playground once and knocked over like 7 five year olds.

jfc. hunting dogs near kids scares the shit out of me. they’re born and bred to kill stuff i just don’t trust them at all. welp.